cooped
to be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. ending with a unproductive day
i just set up for the day and now i just been cooped.
when someone gets insanely drunk from a red cup full of vodka
” i am about to get cooped tonight”
when a fat sweaty guy that thinks he has game gets all up in your personal sp-ce, typically brushing up against you with his big gut in a very uncomfortable way.
dude i just got cooped! what the f-ck!
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