Cow Tale


(noun.) a piece of fecal matter containing a warm s-m-n filling closely resembling the similarly t-tled cream-filled caramel candy.
the dexterous use of the man’s p-n-s into another’s -sshole produced a high-quality cow tale, hot off the line.

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