Cooper Coons


(noun)no one can be cooler than this person. if you try, his personal bestfriend chuck norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. if god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill chuck norris, soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. since cooper is the almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the cooper
the cooper c–ns just eliminated adam ross.

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