Coopered


(adj.) heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.
person a: “man, last night was so fun! i got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me.”

person b: “christ you were coopered. never happened bro.”
when a male producer chooses the easier of the female production -ssitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience
i asked him if he needed a pa and he chose her over me, i was totally coopered
to be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.
random: hey rachel! am i going to get coopered tonight?
rachel: nope, i am sorry but no one is getting coopered tonight.

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