cooping


the act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
it is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as “seam chafing.”
this act is generally performed simultaneously with light -n-l exploration, such as a finger in the -n-s.
guy 1: “so i walked in on my roommate the other night cooping in the living room.”

guy 2: “in the living room?”

guy 1: “yes, right in the middle of the living room. i’m scarred for life.”
to sleep or shirk in a patrol car while on duty.
police officers who work midnight shifts are often cooping a good portion of the night.
a practice by which somebody gotten drunk was forced to vote several times, for a particular candidate in an election.
edgar allan poe is said to have been the victim of cooping before his mysterious death in baltimore in october 1849

there’s a reproduction of this practice in “gangs of new york” movie.
the act of being loud, obnoxious, and incredibly awkward in times when there is no need to
often accompanied with a loud speaking voice
bro, you need to stop cooping so hard. take it down a notch.
i tried to tell brett what happened last night but perry came in and started cooping.
when your in the bathroom at someones house, or you know you are going to take a loud furious dump,. it is the act of coughing to cover up a p–p.
cough + p–ping = cooping
“tia! you might as well give that up, i can hear you cooping from the living room!”
used wen some tw-t is acting gay, and is in a stress. trying to take the tension away by using a funnier word to ask them if there alright, for example…
whats up with you cooping?

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