Cooptie


cooptie (adjective, noun): 1. somewhat ghetto, falling apart, needs to pull it together.
hey manta ray and seaweed my cabin is so cooptie you need a rock to close the doors.
hooptie is to cars as cooptie is to cell phones. a cooptie is a ccell phone that makes calls and only makes calls. a busted no-frills pone.
i was broke so i copped the samsung r225m. i’m cooptie rollin.
hooptie is to cars as cooptie is to cell pones. a cell phone that gets the job done by making calls and doing nothing else.
i’m broke so i copped the samsung r225m. i’m cooptie rollin.

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