Coors Train (Express)
when a guy uses icy-hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his p-n-s into the woman’s v-g-n-. it’s called this due to the coors commercials with the coors train freezing everything. the p-n-s is the train.
you can make it a coors train express if she notices that her v-g-n- feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.
dude, things ain’t going too well with my ho. i gave her to coors train last night but then it turned into a coors train (express). i think she might die.
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