cootchcanceller
a cootchcanceller is a girl that is performing a c-ckblock between one of her female friends and a dude that was about to get lucky with her. sometimes, s-x is imminent. the girl`s into you. you`ve executed the perfect pick-up and all systems are a go. everything`s looking good, and you`re about to leave with her, when for some reason, (jealousy, perhaps), the girl`s best friend appears out of nowhere and stops her from leaving with you. she somehow convinces her that you`re a creep and that it`s better to go home, have a girl`s night and watch re-runs of dawson`s creek instead of leaving with you and getting laid. for the dude that was about to get the action, the girl that jumped in and ruined it all was a real cootchcanceller.
john and sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little s-x session. they wanted to try an ian phelgming followed by a lobeload. suddenly, jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. she insisted that sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
john went home alone to jerk off.
that jane is a real cootchcanceller.
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