Cootchie Monster


a person addicted to v-g-n-s and usually randomly talks about them randomly in normal speech. cootchie monsters are usually d-bags and don’t really ever get a girlfriend
john: dude, the opening of the x-box 360 reminds me of a vag.
me: how? what?
john: it’s to turn on and you stick things into it!
me: stop being a f-cking cootchie monster, just because you cant get a girlfriend. anyways, let me have some room, stop spreading out over the couch, your so-
john: like a girls legs?
me:-sighs-

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