coote

something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.
1: “omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!”

2: “thats so coote!”
n. a derivative of coot. an old english word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a tw-t to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others
‘what’s up with that pr-ck over there-i don’t think he’s funny’
no, he’s just being a bit of a coote. as long as it keeps him happy i’d ignore him.
something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.
1: “omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!”

2: “thats so coote!”
coote {pr-nounced as koot instead of cute’s kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
when a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.

origin: word derives from the sound pigeons make. pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
little child: mommy! look! bobby’s boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster silly sally a bear hug! how coote!!
mother: (errgg) yes. how … coote.
(mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn’t see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)

boyfriend: hey cindy! that sewer rat just scored an entire bran m-ffin!
girlfriend: poor skinny thing must be famished.
boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): awww! how coote!
an alternative term referring to the female gentalia.
person 1: hey michael what’s that smell?

person 2: i recognise that smell anywhere sebastian, it must be asha, she hasn’t washed her coote in days…

person 1: -gag-
coote – a slang word for big v-g-n-, often used to pay people out
oi you!, coote head!” or ” she had the biggest coote