cooter cleaner
a more fun of saying douche bag. a form of cleaning tw-t.
that guy is such a cooter cleaner.
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- jizz mountain  it is the leaking of j-zz(s-m-n) from the -sshole of man who usuaully just had -n-l s-x. whoa chad, your making a j-zz mountain! the s-m-n i just released in your -ss is coming out! 
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- perfectly sincere popcorn  an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd. when he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. it was perfectly sincere popcorn. 
