jizz and tonic


the watered-down j-zz shot that all girls love.
j-zz and tonic

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    the expletive many people use when they’ve just put too much salt on their food holy corkeh batman! there’s salt all over this delicious c-sserole…”

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    it is the leaking of j-zz(s-m-n) from the -sshole of man who usuaully just had -n-l s-x. whoa chad, your making a j-zz mountain! the s-m-n i just released in your -ss is coming out!

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    technique used by the late p-rn star john holmes. while having s-x doggy style, the man crosses his arms and places his hands on the woman’s opposite hips to hold on. while banging her from behind, i threw in the johnny holmes crossover for good measure.

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    female name mostly given to jamaican yardi’s with a big batty very argumentative but very nice and fun to be around i want that petagaye, so fine.


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