Cooter Factor
the s-x to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.
every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
s-x = +70 pts
oral = +35 pts
-n-l = +100 pts
you take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. now if you have s-x with her that’s +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that’s an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you’re better off getting a hooker.
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