Cooter Loafin’
when a b-tch walks around without a shower for close to a week and her v-g-n- will start to resemble a dry sponge… some may mistake it for a starfish.
“d-mn, sam forgot to pay the water bill and has been cooter loafin’ all d-mn month.
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