Cooter Protector


when a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her v-g-n- when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.
yikes! this beer is cold! don’t y’all have a cooter protector i can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

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