cooterscootch


a less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. also, used as a perjorative.
g-dd-mn, but ol’ daisy’s takin’ a cooterscootch on my good rug.

or

get off me, cooterscootch.

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