fuckin’ douche


one who should be washed away by a sea vinegar and then forgotten.
isn’t that bob over yonder?
“f-ck bob, he’s a f-ckin’ douche.”
a person place or thing being referred to as, insulted as, or called by as for purposes of emotional release, comedy, or slang meaning that the mentioned person place or thing has the qualities of a “douche” or “douche bag”, f-ckin’ usually gives emphasis on the expression. douche bag- bag that holds or contains douche. douche- cleansing one’s vaganina with a douche kit, the kit itself, or the liquid cleanser used or not for the douche…….
you f-ckin’ douche, give me a bl-w j-b. female: “ahhh that was the best f-ckin’ douche ever!” you f-ckin’ douche, i want s-x!

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