cooterus


an endearing term used to describe the nether regions of a womans anatomy; tipically easily penitrated if aproached in the correct manner
hey baby is you gon let me hits that cooterus?
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a recent model subaru outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don’t want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
often cooteru’s come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.
butch: “hey guys! come look at my new car!”
tanner: “what did you get, a lexus?”
butch: “no i got a subaru outback!”
tanner: “what, you got a cooteru? do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?

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