cootie
non-medical germs, that are spread by contact by touch, usually among schoolkids.
can be protected by a ‘cootie shot’, which involves tracing a ‘circle, circle, dot, dot– now you’ve got a cootie shot’ on the palm of the hand.
eww, i can’t believe kevin touched me! that was so gross and boys have cooties!
a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. theorized to have come from a child’s misinterpretation of a slang word “cootie” meaning v-g-n-.
boy: dad, what’s a cootie?
dad: …uh…well, it’s something that all girls have.
boy: ewww, girls have cooties!
contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. side effects are public humiliation.
jason got cooties because he touched brittany!
(n) a louse, derived from the malay word, kudu.
one of my cl-ssmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade cl-ss.
slang term meaning p-ssy or v-g-n-
“dude that chick gotta have the nicest cootie ever!”
gross germs that infect only boys!
jason has lots of cooties!!!
a childlike way of saying something or someone is a cutie.
alternative of saying in regards to something appealing and attractive be it a person or thing in variance of the word cutie.
he’s a cootie
she’s a cootie
now that’s a cootie!
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