possibly the best thing ever created by g-d. he is a small white creature, cleverly disguised as a dog used to infilitrate human ranks to observe and covertly record their doings. in the case of discover, the cootumbs will explode causing an explosion equivalent to 6 mega-tons of dynomite.
tovar-“wow cootumbs, your are the coolest thing ever!!!!”
cootumbs-“shutup and feed me.”

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