Cooty Booty
(noun) the area on a female that is between the lower part of the v-g-n- and the -n-s. it’s a combination of the hoochi coochi la la and the booty area. this area is known as the “taint” on a male body.
while shaving my cooty booty in the shower this morning, my legs were in such a weird position that i felt like i was stretching for an olympic gymnastics routine.
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