Coovert
also known as coov or c-dawg.
a very hairy man.
likes to drink in mid-sentence no matter how important the matter.
tends to move hands when speaking.
generally avoids eye-contact.
“dude, what’s up with your arms? they’re so hairy!”
“i know i’m such a coovert.”
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