Corkass


one who has a cork up their -ss, either literally or figuratively. a literal cork-ss should seek medical attention to remove the cork from their -ss. a figurative cork-ss constantly acts uptight and agitated, as if they do, in fact, have a cork lodged in their -sshole.
“doctor, there’s another cork-ss in the surgery ward that requires attention.”

“i asked my friend for a lift to work today, but he said no on account of it being out of the way. what a cork-ss.”
one whose -ss is so full of blackheads, acne, hair that was shaved about 2 days ago so that it’s just now growing back, or any sick combination of the 3, that it has the appearence of cork.
kid 1: “okay, i officially saw the grossest thing in the locker room today.”

kid 2: “wtf do i want to know?”

kid 1: “probably not but i’m gonna tell you anyway. that kid etherage is officially a cork-ss.”

kid 2: -pueks-

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