Cooze

(n.) a cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of s-x appeal. thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, j-zz filled vag. they often sl-ts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
“ohh, god d-mnit, don’t pick up the phone, i don’t want to talk to that worthless f-ckin’ cooze. society would seriously be better off if she’d f-ckin’ die in a fire.”
wet, slimy p-ssy, or the c-m that comes out of it. also spelled coose.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter,crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
clean-up, aisle three! grab a mop for the cooze.
a v-g-n-; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a sl-t’s v-g-n-, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, s-xually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a p-ssy, or more closely linked, a c-nt. c-nt is a synonym for cooze, both for it’s anotomical definition, and it’s connotating a woman of such quality.
1. that cooze f-cked my best friend.
2. i was kissing her on the neck, next thing i know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.
slang for v-g-n-
she ceaselessly stabbed at that fetid stinkpit of a cooze with the d-ld- she had just removed from the black hole of decay in the cult cl-ssic t-tled hit her in the sh-tter… sequel to stuck her in the pucker
sl-t
ok, let me tell ya what “like a virgin”‘s about.
it’s all about this cooze who’s a regular f-ck machine.
i’m talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
d-ck, d-ck,d-ck, d-ck, d-ck,d-ck, d-ck, d-ck, d-ck.
yet another name for a v-g-n-. comming from an arabic word cuiz, meaning p-ssy.
black and asian girls have the nicest, juiciest, coozes around.
another name for v-g-n-, v-lv- or female crotch. female groin.
his hand started groping at her cooze through her jeans.

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