coozie


a beer holder that keeps your beer cold. an insulated wrap that holds a can of beer. usually made of neophrene or styrophome
(must be a southern term)
do you havw a coozie for my beer?
soft like gummy bears
you’re such a coozie
one of the most awesome games every played in a swimming pool this side of marco polo. all players are equipped with a beer and when any person yells “coozie”, the last person to take a drink must finish their beer while the other players splash in a drowning attempt.
we were supposed to go to cedar point at 7 this morning, but after last night’s wicked game of coozie, we didn’t get up on time.
slang, vulgar, for v-g-n-. i suppose the common use of the word for the thing that hold’s ones beer bottle came from the idea of slipping it into a v-g-n-
her coozie is delightfully tight and lubed.
cool, sweet, or awesome

“coo~zee”
it would be pretty coozie if someone gave me a lambo.

that new ipod was coozie.

my friends are coozie most of the time.

that was so not coozie.
pubic hair. usually in reference to finding it in the wrong place at the wrong time.
d-mn, fred, there’s a coozie in my hamburger.
another, way better word for cool
that car is f-cking coozie.

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