cop blockers

median dividers found on a highway. sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. a structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. this allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop p-ssing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.
wyatt: i love the beltline you can straight haul -ss!
dumb greek: how is that?
wyatt: mother f-cker’s got cop blockers the whole way round.
1 more definition
someone who stops a member of the police from getting s-x
cop: how about you, are you in a relationship
hot tail: not really
cop: well, thats a crime… you should take this (hands over contact card) just in case you remember anything else
cop’s partner: ok, thank you very much
cop: even if you just, y’know, want to talk or
cop’s partner: ok, i’m going to take this (takes the card) – its for your own security and we’re gonna go
cop: what are y’doing? i was just being a good cop! cop blocker!

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