cop cleaner
a car that p-sses you on the freeway driving much faster than you (and the speed limit). by pacing this car at a distance, speed traps along your route will catch the other driver instead of you.
“dude, i picked up a cop cleaner on my way over and got here fast!”
also referred to as a bird dog; someone who will flush the cops out of the brush
a car p-sses you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.
p-ssenger: hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
driver: nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!
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