cop shows
tv shows aka series about police using science and computers to hunt criminals. usually made by people outrageously ignorant of science or computers to the point of not even googling their sh-t, as proven by cracked.com(caused by applectomy?).
me and my brother were reading cracked.com article t-tled “8 scenes that prove hollywood doesn’t get technology”.
i: newer cop shows still can’t get close to reality, i seen a corpse’s closed eyes react to camera flash in the wire, first shot of 2nd episode.
brother: o_o whyyyyyy?! every lame half-noob can do flashes digitally for free in seconds.
i: nothing like a baffling fail at faking a corpse in a cop show. :/
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