Cop mustache
any mustache worn by a douchey guy that is unaccompanied by a goatee, side-burns, beard, or other facial adornment. typically the cop mustache is found on overly aggressive men with short hair and small p-n-ses. this facial hair is most easily witnessed just after speeding in a car or urinating in public. synonyms include: mini soup strainer, night stache, and molester mustache. alternate spelling: cop moustache.
1) why the h-ll is mark sporting a cop mustache? doesn’t he know he looks like a complete -sshole?
2) i decided that i only want to date insecure women who won’t mind my tiny p-ck-r so i shaved off my beard into a douchey cop mustache.
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