cop stache
the style of mustache that was popular back in the 80’s and made semi famous by robert redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or -sshole ones.
rule of thumb: the bigger the cop stache, the bigger the -sshole he is.
old school stache
if a cop doesn’t have a mustache, he’s a rookie. there are no known exceptions to this rule. cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the “gang tattoo” they use. independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. the cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
police chief: “you’re no longer a rookie, johnson. grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction.”
a bad -ss mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and h-m-s-xuals.
never trust a cop without a mustache! also known as the shakeyhead.com special. hey dude check out my cop stache. wow you look like a real life shakey head!
the trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.
the patrolman’s copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.
what happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature “cop” look. pr-ne to leaving onlookers slightly embar-ssed. is extremely tacky (or, hidious). the cop ‘stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
“woah, did you see that new cop ‘stache he’s rocking?”
“yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside”
a bad -ss mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and h-m-s-xuals.
never trust a cop without a mustache! hey dude check out my cop stache. wow you look like a real life shakey head!
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