cop talk

cop talk: an exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone p-ssive voice. descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.
the police officer is using cop talk to convince the jury that his use of force was justified.

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