copgasm
when a young cop is working to arrest someone but then starts thinking about his girlfriend and donuts. he then forgets about the criminal and drives the wrong way.
bob: hey, heard of the alex the cop?
john: you mean the one who had a copgasm?
bob: yeah, the criminal then ran.
john: he’s fired right?
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