copgobbler


a motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a b-mper sticker that purports to support the police. see also copsucker
see that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? it means that driver is a copgobbler.
someone who loves cops so much that whenever one is around they are all over their c-ck.
what a dirty copgobbler!!! once jimmy found out that gregs friend was a new haven cop he proceded to copgobble him until the guy was so uncomfortable he left.

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