a bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. this is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.
look at tyler’s cute cord of wood.
- hard daddy
a dominant male who is controlling to his submissives. bruto is such a hard daddy disciplining his submissives!
- wing w*ng phong
slang word, meaning “a mans p-n-s”.. commonly used when parents are around and you don’t want to be talking about a mans p-n-s all day long. that wing w-ng phong is huge!
- snail along
an infamous runescape youtuber known only for his introduction. rumors say he conquered p-b-rty others say he is the stig all we know is his name is snail along and he’ll see you next time runescape nerd 1: i wish i was snail along pantherpro: me 2 noob me 2
- screw baller
someone who has s-x with odd and strange people. ben dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!
- porch painting
porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush. i was just porch painting my girls chest last night.