cord spiders


when one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. these bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.
i can’t reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!

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