a boy with a large p-n-s.
“dude did you see corderro bangin lauren? his d-ck was huge!
- leather handbag
a woman who has tanned way too many times. she now has orange skin which has a texture similar to that of a leather purse. check out the leather handbag behind the bar. i bet she’s only 25 but she looks 45.
when you have gay b-tt-s-x on your in-laws table during thanksgiving. bill : did you hear about peter last-novembering his wives brother last thanksgiving? ted : seriously, were his in-laws p-ssed? peter : ehhh, not as much as my wife…
when a simple amusing error, such as a typo, is beaten to death to become an annoyingly long drawn out joke. person 1: thats enoguh person 2: wtf is enoguh person 1: enough- person 2: no, but what’s enoguh? define it person 1: when a simple amusing error, such as a typo, is beaten to […]
when a male goes through a hormonal time of the month, often experiencing drastic changes of temperment and moodiness. while very similar to the menstruation period of a woman, no bleeding from s-xual organs is involved. dude, why are you actin like such a f-cker? are you on your maneriod?
a very unique individual, very wise but does not think he knows it all, mature also handsome & humble. he is the type of guy that questions every thing just to see what your reply would be, some what funny more on the serious side also he is very quiet you could hear a pin […]