Cordova High
a.k.a wh-r-dova high . ratchets parade the halls and “swag daddies” can often be found discussing their baby mama drama between cl-sses . they flaunt their moms tax return money on instagram and claim to be ‘stuntin on dem hoes’ . their hot sl-t cheerleaders make up for their awful football team . weave and pregnancy test wrappers clutter the floor of g wing bathroom . bl-w j-bs in a wing discount to 5 dollars .
~t w e r k . t w e r k ~
keisha: -twerking in walmart-
store clerk: excuse me but can i help you with anything ?
keisha: yeee lemme get some plan b pills, cheetah print panties, and #2 mechanical penicls .
store clerk: why would you ever need all that?
keisha: well i go to cordova high . you nevaa know
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