Cordova Rug Burn
(phrase) a method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral s-x to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent -n-l s-x from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore r-ct-m.
“looks like larry’s caddy has a serious case of cordova rug burn!”
“i got a bad case of cordova rug burn with this last set of procedure changes.”
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