corduroy road


when you’re having s-x using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your p-n-s but remains in your partner’s orifice so you are now having s-x with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your p-n-s.
guy 1: man, i had the best s-x of my life last night.

guy 2: really? sh-lly was that good?

guy 1: no but midway through the condom slipped off and i took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!

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