sweet, wonderful person, caring, does things for others before her self,
wow i would love to hang out with a corissa
corissa is a beautiful creature from the inside out. she lights up a room once she steps in. she is blonde with memorizing hazel-green eyes. she is a georgeous female that every guy dreams of having theirs. she is sweet, caring, and does things for other people before herself. she is usually calm but she has her moments. if you are lucky enought to have a corissa in your life cherish every moment with her like it’s last.
guess who my new friend is?
no way!! your so lucky!!
female pimp likely to try and sell you drugs.
“woah better go the other way.” “why” “theres a corissa over there”
corissa is an amazing, talented, and intelligent girl. she really loves cute boys and cute boys in bands. she spends all day obsessing over them. she is generally a great stalker, but also a nice person. she has a fantastic smile and brown hair with green-hazel eyes, and she just really loves boys.
“you know who i’d like to be like one day?” “who, a corissa???” “yes! too bad it’s a hard accomplishment…”
- Arkansas Sleeping Pill
when you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep. “jethro! run over there and give your pappy an arkansas sleeping pill so he’ll shut the f-ck up!”
- Cabo Rojo, PR
cabo rojo, puerto rico is the worst place you could go in a small weekend vacation, just for short hookers with no teeth and beer that costs 7 bucks and if you go into the movie theaters you;; be charged 5 bucks for the movie that you probably wont be able to hear because of […]
- fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile
a p-n-s when i come home from the bar and come through the front door i gravite to the hot wet p-ssy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.
- For The Beach
is an extremely important philosophy in life. it is beach culture developed by some unique non-hippie residing in hongcouver. the phrase, sometimes abbreviated as ftb, encomp-sses several beach cultures. “for the beachers” are usually muscular with abdominal muscles and guns and exhibit beach-style clothing and behaviour. there are several ftb personalities depending on attire: the […]
- fuck facer
someone who tends to be a f-ck face over and over again. “i was at maggies the other night and it was pretty much packed with douche bags and f-ck facers.”