Cork Dork
this is a person who talks about wine too seriously. they use adjectives such as “s-xy”, “attractive”, “complicated”, “tempermental” and “promising” to describe wine.
linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it’s s-xiness. she turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in napa.
noun. a dork made of cork. not neccessarily from southern ireland.
lady friend: “not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. sod off.”
cork dork: “ok.”
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