Corking it
the act of placing ones thumb over the hole in their p-n-s to prolong -j-c-l-t–n.
i was jerking off one day but i realized i had no were to squirt my j-zz… so i wined up corking it. it hurt.
using pills such as v–gr- to achieve a b-n-r.
much like in baseball, the act of corking your bat is illegal in the bedroom. it gives you the unfair advantage in compet-tion, but once you are out of the major leagues and settle down corking it is perfectly legal in order to ‘relive the glory days’.
1. connie: “so last night, me and james were going to make love, when i found out he’s been corking it.”
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