Corn Blaster
a sh-t visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your -sshole in an emergency fashion. a truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual sh-t, often sp-ckling the side of the toilet bowl. one of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy -sshole upon crowning.
pete: “hey cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man comet-tion?”
cornelious: “i just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we’ll go.”
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