corn buddy
a friend of equal or greater significance than a best friend and distinct from one’s significant other. two people who are essentially inseparable,literally, like two kernels of corn adjacent to each other on the cob.
where’s your corn buddy? i haven’t seen one of you without the other in like 3 years.
a good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heteros-xual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
you and your corn buddy have a good time last night? i’ll bet.
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