corn cobbing
corn cobbing the act of two men peforming 69 in a hot tub
dave and paul got all wet and steamy while corn cobbing in the hot tub
the act of fellating a p-n-s from the side. this act is performed similarly to the act of eating corn on the cob. commonly performed during the act of two people sucking one p-n-s. this act is usually performed by a man or woman gently rubbing his/her tongue and/or teeth along the side of a man’s p-n-s. also known as roushing.
jim was corn cobbing the f-ck out of my d-ck…while frank worked my head.
the act of finding subst-tute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the united states, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.
the camping trip was pretty rough. we didn’t bring enough tp, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.
1. when performing f-ll-t–, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the p-n-s rather than taking the head in one’s mouth; implies that the f-ll-t– is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform “original” f-ll-t–.
2. in music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.
1. “i lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me.”
2. “why didn’t he just play an e chord? he’s just corncobbing.”
a slangy outdated way of saying “-n-l s-x”
we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.
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