Corn Cufflink
to unknowingly wipe your own -ss with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
bobby: how come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
todd:dont tell anyone but i got sh-t on my sleeve.
bobby:you gave yourself a corn cufflink?
todd:(regretfully) yeah
bobby: sh-ty..
skid marks sh-t stain sh-t skid
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