Corn eyed shit rabbit


an ethiopian can opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (hint: if you use cream corn, it will look like he’s crying! fun!!)
my girfreind was complaining about my small d-ck, so last night i brought out the corn eyed sh-t rabbit. i got corn d-ck after it melted, but i gave her a h-ll of a dirty sanchez

hey, that corn eyed sh-t rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

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