corn face


someone whose face looks like it has been hit with a backpack full of books at high speed, thus welting with lacerations and appearing like kernels of corn.
blaine: snap, that b-tch is hot!
nigel: what the h-ll are you talking about, she is a d-mn corn face?!
a face someone can make by placing both of their hands on a slant with the palms on either side of there chin. it makes you look like you are a corn husk.
dylan: corn! (places hands on face)
tori: awww your corn face is so cute
dylan: thanks now you try!
tori: corn! (does hand motion)
dylan: now we are to corn husks in love

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