corn fed
describes your typical midwesterner. a white guy or girl who is large and stocky but in a healthy way. corn fed women have child-bearing hips and corn fed men play football. not attractive, but not ugly either, just plain. they’re simple, friendly folks, sweet as apple pie, but lack complexity. make good husbands and wives, but will bore you to death if you try to have an intelligent conversation with one.
steve settled down with some corn fed girl from indiana. now he’ll spend the rest of his dull, miserable existence raising kids and mulching his yard.
referring to any person living in, or from, a rural-american area who is typically strong, stocky and “a good ol’ boy.” usually mid-western.
billy-bob is a corn fed sonofab-tch.
(adj.) applied to midwesterners, either male or female, that are healthy and strong. women can take this as either an insult or a compliment, as the term is generally considered to be on equal footing with the adjective ‘stout’.
that chick has bigger arms than me! she is definitely corn-fed.
a term that is from the south…male or female, meaning that they are taken care of…food wise and otherwise, not fat or skinny…
male= muscular, hard working
female= thick, not too fat not too skinny
d-mn that boy is big you know he was cornfed!
1)somewhat rural
2) a little dull supposedly because of being rural; built off of the stereotypes that rural people are both stupid and fed mainly corn.
person 1: they moved all the way to a farm in missouri?!
person 2: yep, prob’ly already startin’ to turn into cornfed idiots.
really, really white.
what up, corn-fed?
adjective. being raised on very okie foods such as fried taters, squirrel dumplins, etcetera, etcetera……
that boy is a cornfed brush okie!
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