corn jacket


human excrement. basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your -ss looking the same way it went into your mouth. but, on the way out, it needs a jacket. that is what the t-rd wrapped around your shat out corn is. the p–p keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.
i was at a bbq yesterday and today i birthed a corn jacket. (ie, my p–p was studded with corn.)

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